Obsessive-compulsive, accident-prone pyromaniac (burn a few french fries, a couple of thumbs and forefingers and an apartment, you get a label, go figure...) If only I had a sense of humor (and/or the right medication), I suppose I wouldn't be offended...anyway -- 2100 characters or less -- brown eyes, green hair, older than dirt and mildly dislexyc. (Don't ask me to read that back to you...not a chance.)